Pity The Poor Garth Brooks Fans

Delighted for all the pointy-headed, line-dancing, Joe Duffy listening fans of Nashville hat act Garth Brooks: looks like you won't be disturbing the good people of Phibsboro and Drumcondra after all. I also call bullshit on greedy Brooks 'All Five Concerts Or Nothing' statement. "It's like choosing between five of your children." No it's not. Just play the three concerts that sold out first, asshole.